chinese government

[dodgy20]

hi people, can someone please write to the chinese government and tell them to not be so polluting and tell them to stop making those cheap cars and sending them to australia for our cars to devaluate quicker because thats why our cars are devaluating so quick and pay more workers more money so they can sell their chinese cars for more money(twice the amount of ford, holden, mitsubishi and toyota) so those cars dont devaluate quicker then get back to me on the forum once you wrote to them and send it to a person that converts fron english to chinese and the other way around as well, and tell them to stop making the chinese biscuits so arnots can make those biscuits and we can get our own prawns not the chinese and tell them to not be so polluting because thats probably why we have restrictions with the water. and tell them to drop the oil and petrol prices

[[Sterling]]

To Do List-
-Try to Care
-Write angry letter to chinese government
-Have lunch
No worries all in a days work

[dodgy20]

thanks so far someone needs to sort them out with their cars and electrical goods and other goods if anyone can write to them that would be good

[LUXO_8]

oh my, you have issues

[dodgy20]

well the reason our cars are devaluating so quick is because of the chinese government and im sure yous dont appreciatr your cars devaluating so quick

[Damo]

I just sent my letter now, will get back to you once i have a response. Hopefully it works, I think it will.

I used lots of aussie swear words to get my message across.

P.S China is crap.

[[Sterling]]

@ damo , 42 pages of YOU KENTS!!!! ?? dont copy me

[slo_sprint]

Funny you should say that, i was just on the phone to the president of china before and i ran these scenarios by him. It got pretty heated with some very selective and witty "your mother" remarks thrown in.

Anyway an old school drift off in tokyo finalised the deal and all will be well, you won't see anymore chinese prawns thats for sure.

No need to thank me, just share the love.

Peace out y'all!

[dodgy20]

what about the president of china paying more money to the workers and not making the air polluting and the chinese cars so cheap making our cars devaluate as quick. whats his email address and what program do i need to convert from english to chinese.

[slo_sprint]

Ah damn i did have his hotmail address written down somewhere, tell you what though he is coming round to my joint for a game of poker on friday night so i'll grab it off him then.

Dude has a pretty wicked poker face, thats for sure.

[TUFED6]

Who got a chemistry set for xmas, cook me up some crack too will ya?

[Dansedgli]

Fucken hell dude. Lay off the smack or Ill ban you.

[dodgy20]

i was just asking a simple question nothing wrong i wasnt doing anything wrong was i so that post above this one needs to be deleted when you get this

[Dansedgli]

i want that post deleted now or ill pass your email address onto everyone because i was only asking a simple question not doing anything wrong was i so that post needs to be deleted now

lol. dont let the door hit you on the way out.

[EF ECTIV]

crackhead + thread access= funny shit

[Commando]

What we have here is a combination of these two characters:

[[Sterling]]

BAHAHAHA

[Malakai]

slo_sprint you kill me dude I'm almost crying with laughter... Tell us what ya mother jokes you dropped while on the phone to China?

Good riddance to dodgy_20, clearly he was ^Tyrones^ brother.

[Malakai]

I found yesterday that all of dodgy_20's posts came from public libraries in SA, who was that guy?

[[Sterling]]

greeny?

[Rollin]

Anyway an old school drift off in tokyo finalised the deal and all will be well, you won't see anymore chinese prawns thats for sure.

Lies!!!! All Lies!!! Everyone knows Tokyo isn't in china :p

I reckon unban dodgy, this thread was good value Bring him back, and give him some more crack!

[EF ECTIV]

crack addicts are funny

[slo_sprint]

slo_sprint you kill me dude I'm almost crying with laughter... Tell us what ya mother jokes you dropped while on the phone to China?

Good riddance to dodgy_20, clearly he was ^Tyrones^ brother.

Revealing that sort of information would violate the chinese trade confidentiality agreement i have sworn to uphold and the consequences could be dire but i can share one, the chinese president said its ok to share one.

"Your mother is a prawn!"

Lies!!!! All Lies!!! Everyone knows Tokyo isn't in china :p

Ah you see thats what they want you to think, little do they know that it is the scene for one of the biggest Chinese drift battles of all time!

[Rollin]

Ah you see thats what they want you to think, little do they know that it is the scene for one of the biggest Chinese drift battles of all time!

???

[slo_sprint]

Ok so i over-exadurated a bit, 2nd biggest Chinese drift battle of all time.

[Malakai]

The world will never be the same again!