Sex in E-Series???

by **G3R3N** » February 14th, 2008, 7:51 pm

As to Sunny's suggestion in the Weird shit in recently purchased used cars thread, thought we should all share our experiences of the E-series back seat
We all know each other well enought to share, right?

Anywho, got my hands on the EB after work one night last year.. and no doubt, I was over at the Mrs' place pickin her up within minutes.
A nice remote place with a box of noodles and gold 104 playing lead on to the 'no pants dance'. lol
Personally, thought it was overrated and uncomfortable.

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by **AaronEF8** » February 14th, 2008, 8:21 pm

Back seat is over-rated when you're 6ft plus, and really tall. haha me so farney farken

Ever wondered why E-Series bootlids are flat and re-inforced?

by **Rollin** » February 14th, 2008, 8:54 pm

Aaron wrote:Ever wondered why E-Series bootlids are flat and re-inforced?

Bung a set of superlows in there and go for farken gold

Perfect height for naughty shit!!

by **CMYWPN** » February 14th, 2008, 8:56 pm

not if shes a fat slut!

by **mooseman** » February 14th, 2008, 9:08 pm

hahaha I have tried the boot, bonnet back and front seats and the best two would have the be the back seat with 2x12" subs pounding hard...that was nuts and also on the bonnet while the car is warm...mmmm warm nuts....

by **NA_Turbo** » February 14th, 2008, 10:24 pm

the back seat in most falcons is the place to be

by **five point slow** » February 14th, 2008, 10:38 pm

Fairlanes are awesome.

by **NA_Turbo** » February 14th, 2008, 10:41 pm

yer ZLs were the best lol

by **sphell** » February 14th, 2008, 11:25 pm

I did it at the Melbourne Zoo carpark in the back of my old EA......very uncomfortable. I decided to try again a while later in another location.....still uncomfortable

I would never do it with the chick on the boot or bonnet.....wouldn't want to scratch the paint!! Sex in car's is over-rated IMO. They make beds for that shit.

by **ned** » February 15th, 2008, 12:48 am

+1 for blowies while you cruise.

by **halo** » February 15th, 2008, 2:01 am

my ea is a virgin but my dad's old maxima was a seasoned pimp.. best is to put the front seats as far forward and use the back.. funny when my ex was bouncing up and down hitting her head on the roof, but the best time was when we were goin at it sideways in the rear seats, now i'm 6'4 mind you so its kinda difficult, so then she opens the door and the fresh air rushes in, i stick my head out and go hard and its all over

e series FTW

by **smokin ef** » February 15th, 2008, 6:27 am

haha funkin in the backseats a fine art!! ive worked out how i have 2 be so i dont get cramps n shit, sucks bein tall somtimes..

+1 for blowies while you cruise.

haha i agree!!!!!!! nothin better than drivin n havn ya missus suckin on ya skin-pop :mrgreen:

by **fordbaby** » February 15th, 2008, 7:23 am

geez, these threads are getting even better......................... NOT

i know there would be a fair few skanks around who would just pick up any random guy and visit the back seat :lol:

by **Gunns** » February 15th, 2008, 7:43 am

fordbaby wrote:i know there would be a fair few skanks around who would just pick up any random guy and visit the back seat

where are they and what are there names.

by **Eb Barbie** » February 15th, 2008, 7:48 am

Gunns wrote:
fordbaby wrote:i know there would be a fair few skanks around who would just pick up any random guy and visit the back seat

where are they and what are there names.

I think your misses would have something to say about that

*wedding bells ring*

by **OED666** » February 15th, 2008, 8:12 am

fordbaby wrote:i know there would be a fair few skanks around who would just pick up any random guy and visit the back seat

Yea where are they, my car is still a virgin!!! ***sigh***

by **Gunns** » February 15th, 2008, 8:17 am

Eb Barbie wrote:
Gunns wrote:
fordbaby wrote:i know there would be a fair few skanks around who would just pick up any random guy and visit the back seat

where are they and what are there names.

I think your misses would have something to say about that *wedding bells ring*

9 weeks and counting. Then the suffering begins.

by **BI6TIM** » February 15th, 2008, 8:31 am

CMYWPN wrote:not if shes a fat slut!

Why are you doing fat sluts?

by **[D1SCNT]** » February 15th, 2008, 8:34 am

been there it suck's...

by **Gunns** » February 15th, 2008, 8:54 am

BI6TIM wrote:
CMYWPN wrote:not if shes a fat slut!

Why are you doing fat sluts?

Any hole is a goal?

by **Gozza** » February 15th, 2008, 9:09 am

back seat sex is crap - cruising blow jobs are 11tybillion times better

by **Commando** » February 15th, 2008, 10:49 am

(EB) Back seat, centre console facing backwards with front seats all the way forwards, front passenger seat, boot (inside, backseats down, missionary), bonnet... 3 different birds

(EF) nothing, and it's the wagon! haha

Once I took out Dad's old BA & broke that in. Twice. I pity whoever the next passenger was as it was a pool car at work :lol:

by **Airved** » February 15th, 2008, 11:32 am

I've always thought that a BJ from the passenger in an EA would be kinda hard - centre console and all. She hasn't been game to try it (while driving) just yet. I've managed to cop myself a couple of feels while driving. Backseat was sorta difficult and that's the only place we've really tried to actually do it in/on a car... other than the boot of her '91 Suzuki Swift. I've also managed to put the passenger seat all the way back in a Holden Barina and receive a BJ from a hella short chick 8-)

by **CMYWPN** » February 15th, 2008, 12:09 pm

BI6TIM wrote:
CMYWPN wrote:not if shes a fat slut!

Why are you doing fat sluts?

cant help whos wife cracks on to me.....hahah

by **Bipolar** » February 15th, 2008, 2:16 pm

Nuthin.

by **John_LS1** » February 15th, 2008, 6:08 pm

Gunns wrote:
fordbaby wrote:i know there would be a fair few skanks around who would just pick up any random guy and visit the back seat

where are they and what are there names.

why do you want there names

Ive done it in my old ED, its too hard on the back seat, better off putting the front passenger seat way back and winding it down then you've got more room.

by **pHaT`eL** » February 15th, 2008, 6:25 pm

The EL isnt a virgin.

by **five point slow** » February 15th, 2008, 7:04 pm

What the hell are you people doing? The missus and I aren't exactly short (both 178cm ish) and we manage the back seat fine, both EB and NC. Hell did it in the back of her 2001 323 sideways.

by **Commando** » February 15th, 2008, 7:08 pm

hang on... the 323 was sideways or you were?

by **Airved** » February 15th, 2008, 7:34 pm

hahaha! Maybe it finished up on it's side? Wish my woman was that crazy!

by **G3R3N** » February 15th, 2008, 8:38 pm

pHaT`eL wrote:The EL isnt a virgin.

lulz probly not the best thing to publish wen ur tryna sell it
ha

by **Nikk O'lass** » February 15th, 2008, 8:46 pm

"Lets talk about sex in E-series"
"Lets talk aboout were to fukk in em"

by **nothin suss** » February 15th, 2008, 8:49 pm

lol at thread....

ED, seats forward was the go for sure.
LTD + LWB + leather = pimpin goodness

My old KN laser was a challenge, usually a door was open somewhere with a limb or two hanging out.

by **DOHC-EB** » February 15th, 2008, 9:06 pm

lol this thread

by **JamieEDXR6** » February 15th, 2008, 9:21 pm

... her standing on back floor, stradling driveshaft hump, facing rear, @r$e up, hands on top of back seat/parcel shelf, me standing on front seats, knees leaning on the head-rests, head & torso out the sunroof.
Plenty to brace yourself against, plenty of room, just gotta make sure you don't get caught, as there's no-where to go from there if you do.
That's the fantasy, anyway, hasn't happened yet though.

Only time we got caught was at one of her colleagues' birthday party, and it wasn't exactly a lewd display, just a few people the next morning talking about hearing us. (windows were down, doors might have even been open for a bit.)

by **Bipolar** » February 15th, 2008, 10:02 pm

I thought "You farken legend!" until I read the fantasy bit.

by **Gunns** » February 15th, 2008, 10:26 pm

Bipolar wrote:I thought "You farken legend!" until I read the fantasy bit.

+1

by **XRated** » February 15th, 2008, 11:22 pm

Commando wrote:hang on... the 323 was sideways or you were?

LMAO!

by **robert** » February 16th, 2008, 12:31 pm

E-series are pretty good. Put both seats foward.

Better than an Astra. :lol:

by **Maximus** » February 16th, 2008, 1:32 pm

Ha Ha, try being 6' 9" and having to open both back doors of an ED, head out one side feet out the other.

Now try it in an 89' mazda 323.

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