lost to a 4 cylinder kia

by **stalker** » February 27th, 2008, 1:53 am

ok so you guys know what i drive basicly stock ED fairmont but with new extractors, cat, 2.5 inch exhaust, mundrel bent. anyway i had some crappy ass kia wagon thing start revving his engine at me, sounded stupid as hell no exhaust or anything. anyway he got me on the take off it was clearly a manual when i started to catch up he back shifted and started pulling away, in the end we were both doing around 180 and i was still tailing the shit head, only way i got past him was to get him on a hill and my car hit the max speed (200). i couldn't believe how freaking fast that stupid car was, wasn't the best place to be racing either, if you know SA at all on south RD heading towards the city and it goes through a down hill corner, mean to be 80km/h through there but we were both pushing 160, i really need to get into a manual again. there is no way i should have lost bloody kia :cry:

by **Dansedgli** » February 27th, 2008, 5:29 am

you are an idiot.

by **smokin ef** » February 27th, 2008, 5:34 am

naughty naughty you shouldnt be racing on the streets

haha and a kia of all things.. sorry man but thats shamefull lol :mrgreen:

by **Schmee** » February 27th, 2008, 6:00 am

I dont think idiot quite covers it .......

Note to Stalker re-read your post have a good think about what you have written here then tell us if your impressed with that whole story.

http://www.goldenbooks.com.au pay good money for kiddie stories

by **wicksy** » February 27th, 2008, 7:15 am

u dont say that on forums u twit.....do u want to get urself banned or have the cops knocking at your door????

by **Commando** » February 27th, 2008, 7:31 am

lol Kev!!!

So, here's a breakdown of that awesome opening post:

1) ED owner gets baited by a Kia family bus thing
2) ED owner takes the bait
3) Kia family bus thing not only stays ahead of ED, but pushes 200kph through the Adelaide hills
4) You claim the Kia family bus thing driver is the shithead...
5) You finished up with a loser flyby
6) You post your epic failure on a forum whose sole T&C rule is "don't be a dickhead"

Streetracing Kias in an n/a falcon is crazy, we all know they're monster Initial_D machines underneath the dumpy exterior. What you need to do to beat him next time is:

* search ebay for a mod chip (the +20bhp ones at least. Pay extra for one to be shipped from the UK as they're assembled better than locally-made ones)
* search ebay for a twin electric supercharger. They may sell for $500 compared to the single units being $99, but they blow more air compared to the single units and are way cheaper than a conventional supercharger
* chop your springs for better handling through those adelaide hills. Keep your standard shocks to avoid bottoming out.
* buy an intercooler to go with those electric superchargers, you don't want them blowing hot air into the engine

Good luck with your future Kia encounters

by **serial_fool** » February 27th, 2008, 7:46 am

I can account for all these mods Commando has mentioned, my car went from 130RWKWs to 190 RWKWs with all the mods attached.

:mrgreen:

by **Schmee** » February 27th, 2008, 7:48 am

only a 60rwkw increase I think your underestimating the power of ebay mods by quite a bit so people will still race you eh???

by **Schmee** » February 27th, 2008, 7:51 am

he must have been playing with the sleeper Kia wagon rollin with huge boost...

I always wondered how urban legends start there the proof

by **Gunns** » February 27th, 2008, 7:58 am

Stalker you are a douche bag. Go hang your head in shame.

by **Bipolar** » February 27th, 2008, 8:10 am

The pinky has been raised.

by **stuiesEB** » February 27th, 2008, 8:46 am

lol. u betta watch out in adelaide theirs a few sleepers rollin around.
1st take it of gas cos theirs race weight n gas is just shit. n dont 4get kias have just as much power n they weigh less than an ed

by **Fairmont888** » February 27th, 2008, 9:28 am

its rather shameful that u were even tempted into "racing" a kia

by **Jim Beam** » February 27th, 2008, 9:33 am

stalker wrote:ok so you guys know what i drive basicly stock ED fairmont but with new extractors, cat, 2.5 inch exhaust, mundrel bent. anyway i had some crappy ass kia wagon thing start revving his engine at me, sounded stupid as hell no exhaust or anything. anyway he got me on the take off it was clearly a manual when i started to catch up he back shifted and started pulling away, in the end we were both doing around 180 and i was still tailing the shit head, only way i got past him was to get him on a hill and my car hit the max speed (200). i couldn't believe how freaking fast that stupid car was, wasn't the best place to be racing either, if you know SA at all on south RD heading towards the city and it goes through a down hill corner, mean to be 80km/h through there but we were both pushing 160, i really need to get into a manual again. there is no way i should have lost bloody kia

Your doing that on south road?

I hope you hit a fucking stobie pole you moron.

by **EDFalcon** » February 27th, 2008, 11:00 am

Listen to everyone on here, stupid thing to do.

Then listen to commando, find the bugger and race him again. You'll destroy him!!

by **G3R3N** » February 27th, 2008, 11:02 am

Commando wrote:5) You finished up with a loser flyby

haha Dont u hate em!

by **krisisdog** » February 27th, 2008, 11:13 am

by **Gunns** » February 27th, 2008, 11:41 am

by **Damo** » February 27th, 2008, 12:01 pm

by **Sunboost** » February 27th, 2008, 12:10 pm

Arrghh I been deleting posts like these in recent days.

But I'll leave this to serve as an example of what not to post and the result if you do post it.

Excellent summary Commando. A+++

by **Commando** » February 27th, 2008, 12:42 pm

I was going to post in the private section, but fvck it, I'll post it here.

Whenever someone posts up something retarded like this, can their avatar be changed (at admin's leisure) to something simple & garish/eyecatching that states a one-liner warning for others... something like:

I POST RETARDED SHIT
OZECRUISERS FTW
MY DAD IS ALSO MY UNCLE
MY DAD SHOULD'VE SETTLED FOR A BLOWJOB
MY DAD SHOULD'VE PULLED OUT
I RACE KIAS... AND LOSE
I'M THE EXCEPTION TO SITE T&C

Such as what is found on somethingawful.com?

by **Dansedgli** » February 27th, 2008, 12:45 pm

Banning is easier and more rewarding. Then we never have to concern ourselves with it again.

Remember syko4d?

I hardly do because we banned him and he hasnt come back. Life is good.

by **galapogos01** » February 27th, 2008, 12:45 pm

Commando, you are a winner.

+1

edit: we should do that to the other guy we have a thread about too.

by **Sunboost** » February 27th, 2008, 1:23 pm

Signature fixed.

by **Commando** » February 27th, 2008, 1:27 pm

Now THAT should be an effective deterrent!

by **XR6 Hulk** » February 27th, 2008, 1:29 pm

seriously, thats poor form.

Dont street race. The only thing you achieved is wasting petrol and increased the wear on your drivetrain. The KIA just might be a quicker car?

Its just crazy street racing, if you hurt someone else, your excuse in court, the KIA tried to blow me at the lights?? :roll:

I say its good to mod your car, if you wanna know what it can do, go to a proper track and test it out. Then you will know inside what your car can do, do some research on other cars so you know what they can do and then at the lights calculate a win or a loss based on that. Maybe even tell the other driver you would have won based on your calculations. That will pee them off more than if you had street raced them and beaten them.

Ive done it before. I said to another driver, my car is good for an eleven second pass, so i dont want to have to pull your pantys down in front of decent law abiding public citizens. So be happy in your 16 second car and dont bite off more than you can chew...

the other driver called me a f*g but I just laughed at him.

by **Jim Beam** » February 27th, 2008, 1:32 pm

To OP.

by **Dansedgli** » February 27th, 2008, 1:33 pm

I calculate that that is the gayest thing I have ever heard. He was right to call you a fag.

by **stalker** » February 27th, 2008, 1:40 pm

i know i was an idiot, ill admit it, i just couldn't believe that car, and half the reason i didnt push past him was because i didnt want to end up as a wreck on the side of the road. anyway i dont really care if you call me fag etc, for one i dont see how driving a car and losing to a kia makes me gay. as i said i know im an idiot, but the guy really pushed me, its rare someone gets me going like that but he did. anyway think what you will

by **Commando** » February 27th, 2008, 1:43 pm

What the fcuk?

Maybe even tell the other driver you would have won based on your calculations.

<VN P-plater> (revs to 3k in neutral, looks across at XR6 Hulk)
<XR6 Hulk> *quickly assesses VN* "According to my calculations, I should win. You've just theoretically lost."

That will pee them off more than if you had street raced them and beaten them.

No, they'll think you're a fag and most likely say what's on their mind.

Ive done it before. I said to another driver, my car is good for an eleven second pass, so i dont want to have to pull your pantys down in front of decent law abiding public citizens. So be happy in your 16 second car and dont bite off more than you can chew...

The other driver called me a fag

see?

Please tell me, how did you come to the conclusion that you drive an 11 second car? Was it a Kia?

by **smokin ef** » February 27th, 2008, 1:43 pm

Commando wrote:
So, here's a breakdown of that awesome opening post:

1) ED owner gets baited by a Kia family bus thing
2) ED owner takes the bait
3) Kia family bus thing not only stays ahead of ED, but pushes 200kph through the Adelaide hills
4) You claim the Kia family bus thing driver is the shithead...
5) You finished up with a loser flyby
6) You post your epic failure on a forum whose sole T&C rule is "don't be a dickhead"

Streetracing Kias in an n/a falcon is crazy, we all know they're monster Initial_D machines underneath the dumpy exterior. What you need to do to beat him next time is:

* search ebay for a mod chip (the +20bhp ones at least. Pay extra for one to be shipped from the UK as they're assembled better than locally-made ones)
* search ebay for a twin electric supercharger. They may sell for $500 compared to the single units being $99, but they blow more air compared to the single units and are way cheaper than a conventional supercharger
* chop your springs for better handling through those adelaide hills. Keep your standard shocks to avoid bottoming out.
* buy an intercooler to go with those electric superchargers, you don't want them blowing hot air into the engine

Good luck with your future Kia encounters

haha you forgot to mention neons.... everybody no's they give atlest a 30-40rwkw gain!!

by **SnyperEB** » February 27th, 2008, 1:44 pm

Haha you tool this would be the last thing I would admit to on any forums.

by **get_an_ea_today** » February 27th, 2008, 1:47 pm

XR6 Hulk wrote:seriously, thats poor form.

Dont street race. The only thing you achieved is wasting petrol and increased the wear on your drivetrain. The KIA just might be a quicker car?

Its just crazy street racing, if you hurt someone else, your excuse in court, the KIA tried to blow me at the lights??

You make a good point

edit: but only because its a kia, whhhhhy would you even bother??? If a kia pulled up next to me and reved i would lol :lol:

by **Commando** » February 27th, 2008, 1:54 pm

stalker wrote:i know i was an idiot, ill admit it, i just couldn't believe that car, and half the reason i didnt push past him was because i didnt want to end up as a wreck on the side of the road.

stalker, in opening post wrote:only way i got past him was to get him on a hill and my car hit the max speed (200).

Got contradiction much?

stalker, in opening post wrote:if you know SA at all on south RD heading towards the city and it goes through a down hill corner, mean to be 80km/h through there but we were both pushing 160

Just to reiterate... (EDIT: I googled the power/torque/weight figures to drive home the point further) the 118kw 221Nm 1550kg 4 cylinder FWD Kia mini-bus people-mover outhandled the RWD falcon sedan at a whopping 80kph over the design speed limit, in a hilly, windy urban environment?

stalker wrote:anyway i dont really care if you call me fag etc, for one i dont see how driving a car and losing to a kia makes me gay. as i said i know im an idiot, but the guy really pushed me, its rare someone gets me going like that but he did. anyway think what you will

How ironic, you fail to see how that makes you gay, yet you described clearly and concisely exactly how it makes you gay.

Ban.

by **smokin ef** » February 27th, 2008, 1:57 pm

+1 for ban
-10 for being gay
-100 for losing 2 a kia
-1000 for admitting it!!
:mrgreen:

by **stalker** » February 27th, 2008, 1:59 pm

look im sorry you all feel so strongly about this, as i said i was an idiot, this was the first street race ive ever done and i wont be doing another one

by **stalker** » February 27th, 2008, 2:01 pm

smokin ef wrote:-1000 for admitting it!!

only reason i admitted it was so other people wouldn't be as stupid, but what ever

by **Fairmont888** » February 27th, 2008, 2:08 pm

i dont think most people would even bother to race a kia.. i mean seriously.. if u had beaten it would u have come on here and boasted about it??

by **smokin ef** » February 27th, 2008, 2:08 pm

but seriosly why would you do it in the first place??
il keep an eye out 4 'killer kias' in the future mate.. i heard they were thinking of letting them run le mans this year.. but only if all the kids are in harnesees and wearing seatbelts :mrgreen:

by **stalker** » February 27th, 2008, 2:13 pm

na, thats the other reason i posted, amazed me he put up such a fight, thought i would have just got him of the line or at least to the speed limit, but yea, well you know the rest, anyway i can only say im an idiot etc so many times, so yes im a laughing stock now, ill get over it

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