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Swift FTW!!!!

Postby Fairmont888 » May 9th, 2008, 11:15 am

Was out last night and i couldnt help but laugh when i parked next to this, it was mainly the big "swift" lettering that got me laughing. it looks completely shit and i really dont know why anyone would bother with it but each to their own i guess.

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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby Alesia » May 9th, 2008, 11:17 am

lol stylyn
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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby Stengord » May 9th, 2008, 11:18 am

The other day I think I drove passed a boosted swift club

All the old ones and the barinas of the same type, all had big fuckoff coolers at the front, all with probably 4'' exhaust, i laughed pretty hard, woulda been about 17-20 of them
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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby get_an_ea_today » May 9th, 2008, 11:21 am

ha that spoiler is shocking :lol:
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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby Phoenix » May 9th, 2008, 11:41 am

sssssick bro.
love it...excuse me while i go and norris....
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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby Dezza » May 9th, 2008, 1:25 pm

It's hard to beat the Honda Accord I saw a few days ago with heat extraction vents stuck onto the front doors.... because the doors always overheat :roll:
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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby Commando » May 9th, 2008, 1:46 pm

Maybe it has dodgy electric window motors Dezza?
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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby Gozza » May 9th, 2008, 1:54 pm

there was a hot fours issue years ago with a swift making 300 hp at the wheels - that i would not fark with
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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby [Sterling] » May 9th, 2008, 4:25 pm

the top of the line swifts are acutally fairly quick.
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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby edfamily » May 9th, 2008, 4:31 pm

kester94EF wrote:the top of the line swifts are acutally fairly quick.


they do rev hard and go hard as long as it a good model not a bottom of the range, but really if you want power you wouldnt go out and buy a swift thats for sure.
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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby Steady » May 9th, 2008, 5:00 pm

Yeah if I wanted power I'd buy an E-Series, not a Swift, thats for sure.
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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby [Sterling] » May 9th, 2008, 5:05 pm

Steady the MARTYR! wrote:Yeah if I wanted power I'd buy an XR6T or greater, not a Swift, thats for sure.

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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby Steady » May 9th, 2008, 5:07 pm

You can't 'fix' sarcasm, people will just think you've missed it, and then you end up looking like an idiot ;)
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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby [Sterling] » May 9th, 2008, 5:08 pm

ah it was sarcasm, i get i now! sorry for the mix up. :lol:
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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby Bipolar » May 9th, 2008, 5:38 pm

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RBKILA wrote:yes im sure 99% of the hate is just jealousy from morons.
the same sort of people you see at bathurst, wearing all the hrt gear and then you see them get into a camry in the car park lol
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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby Bipolar » May 9th, 2008, 5:45 pm

Lol. I've seen an Excel with a full body kit, 14" alloys, 3" exhaust tip and some kind of farty "sports" system, bonnet scoop and bigarse ironing board on the back driving around at stock ride height near my place.
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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby Fairmont888 » May 9th, 2008, 5:56 pm

Bipolar wrote:Lol. I've seen an Excel with a full body kit, 14" alloys, 3" exhaust tip and some kind of farty "sports" system, bonnet scoop and bigarse ironing board on the back driving around at stock ride height near my place.


lol there are so many things wrong with that i wouldnt know where to start.. i dont get why people bother spending money on doing shit like that.. its just utterly farking pointless
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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby oneredED » May 9th, 2008, 5:58 pm

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Snapped this at Phillip Island V8's a few years back. Must have a huge transverse mounted donk under that bonnet :?

Although I'm pretty sure the owner would have been intentionally taking the piss.
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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby G3R3N » May 9th, 2008, 6:04 pm

Brilliant. Pic of the week? hahaha
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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby Dezza » May 9th, 2008, 8:30 pm

Commando wrote:Maybe it has dodgy electric window motors Dezza?
pfft... it's not an e-series :P
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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby AaronEF8 » May 9th, 2008, 10:12 pm

We had a combined cruise with the Swift club a few years ago.

They all flogged our arses.

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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby nothin suss » May 9th, 2008, 10:24 pm

abcisfun wrote:The other day I think I drove passed a boosted swift club
All the old ones and the barinas of the same type, all had big fuckoff coolers at the front, all with probably 4'' exhaust, i laughed pretty hard, woulda been about 17-20 of them


And probably 16-19 of them would have whooped our e-series asses 0-100kph
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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby Alesia » May 10th, 2008, 8:42 am

Bipolar wrote:Lol. I've seen an Excel with a full body kit, 14" alloys, 3" exhaust tip and some kind of farty "sports" system, bonnet scoop and bigarse ironing board on the back driving around at stock ride height near my place.


back in warrnambool there is a white excel with a full kit like 15inch mags and a 3 inch dump pipe coming out of the bumper , they wanted to make it look like it was twin exhaust so they just got a bit of piping the same size as the bump and screwed it onto the bumper on the other side .....it was on the weirdest angle ever lol
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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby Stengord » May 10th, 2008, 6:42 pm

oneredED wrote:Image

Snapped this at Phillip Island V8's a few years back. Must have a huge transverse mounted donk under that bonnet :?

Although I'm pretty sure the owner would have been intentionally taking the piss.


that exhaust could compete with the batmobile
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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby jas27791 » May 11th, 2008, 9:03 pm

my cousin has one of the old swifts with the big fuck-off cannon on the back too. Hes a ford man as well but I just poke fun at him because its basically a barina. Its even got a barina engine in it after the other one shit itself! :lol:
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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby wicksy » May 12th, 2008, 6:56 am

will have to show you a mates hijet with a 6inch cannon and 3inch zorst
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it done the best skids as well, he has rebuilt the motor,putting a turbo on it
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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby Eb Barbie » May 12th, 2008, 8:11 am

I would take a micra over a swift anyday, think me and my best friend are the only ppl I know of that actually like them tho :|
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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby Alesia » May 12th, 2008, 8:24 am

Eb Barbie wrote:I would take a micra over a swift anyday, think me and my best friend are the only ppl I know of that actually like them tho :|



OMG YUCK .......i think the Micras are ugly as, they had them at the motor show the interior alone is so plastic and tinny and just shit lol .

I would have a new swift over a micra......one of the sports ones dont know the official name (yellow with black add ons)
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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby burnt turtle » May 12th, 2008, 4:03 pm

Gozza wrote:there was a hot fours issue years ago with a swift making 300 hp at the wheels - that i would not fark with


is that 300rwhp :D lol :D
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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby Gozza » May 12th, 2008, 4:41 pm

i don't believe in fwhp :P its like the tooth fairy or a perfect wife that cooks and cleans
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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby Stengord » May 12th, 2008, 4:55 pm

wicksy wrote:will have to show you a mates hijet with a 6inch cannon and 3inch zorst
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it done the best skids as well, he has rebuilt the motor,putting a turbo on it


Diesel? wtf would that sound like?

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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby wicksy » May 12th, 2008, 5:14 pm

nah its pertol its a 3cylinder motor, they use to do skids up the main street of emerald with the work phone number on the side and they only got one complaint the whole time it was on the road, they are going to fit some quad wheels to it as well
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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby Stengord » May 12th, 2008, 5:15 pm

lol so its still used for work?

thats gold, never seen something like that before
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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby Wave_Man » May 12th, 2008, 7:56 pm

wicksy wrote:nah its pertol its a 3cylinder motor, they use to do skids up the main street of emerald with the work phone number on the side and they only got one complaint the whole time it was on the road, they are going to fit some quad wheels to it as well

Actually... I think i may have seen this...?

Never noticed the exhaust tip tho.
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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby Fairmont888 » May 13th, 2008, 1:14 am

seeing as this thread has turned to randomness.. sometime later in the morning ill chuck up a pic of how i reversed my mates van and almost took out the most farking obvious bright yellow pole..
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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby Fairmont888 » May 13th, 2008, 10:43 am

last night was parking my mates van, now most people would assume big bright yellow poles would grab your attention.. i didnt even notice this one until i got out and saw how close id come to hitting it

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Re: Swift FTW!!!!

Postby Gozza » May 13th, 2008, 10:44 am

That pole might be related to the pole Rollin had relations with - Next time you see the pole ask it
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