Favorite Boosted Quotes

by **Alesia** » May 21st, 2008, 4:00 pm

By popular demand we bring you .......THE BOOK OF BOOSTED QUOTES

post up your favourite quotes (plus link and/or additional quotes for context, if needed)

NOTE: there are to be no follow up "LOL" posts , dont need that bullshit for this thread to work

by **Alesia** » May 21st, 2008, 4:03 pm

Ballarat Eseries Cars Thread http://www.boostedfalcon.net/viewtopic.php?f=7&p=78021#p78021

Commando wrote:That thing must have a hell of a lot of kms on it, plus taken massive mail loads

by **Kyle the ED4LTR** » May 21st, 2008, 4:09 pm

Dan's quote

Vicfords.com.au

by **Commando** » May 21st, 2008, 4:09 pm

Dansedgli wrote:www.vicfords.com

In every 2nd thread on this site

by **AaronEF8** » May 21st, 2008, 4:18 pm

im a shtknt and dave wears my captain planet unitard under his clothes lol

by **Commando** » May 21st, 2008, 4:18 pm

Two more

Gozza wrote:your mums like a vn - always full of bogans

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3939&p=75946#p75946

and

spope wrote:We called her Tarago. She took 7 people at once.

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3469&p=65009#p65009

^^^ Hell, read that ENTIRE thread for laughs!

by **Dansedgli** » May 21st, 2008, 4:32 pm

This is my favourite

Damo wrote:
Alesia wrote:says next to it "vehicle must not be used on or after" that date

SWEET I thought it said someone else is a dirty bottom feeding whore'

by **Gozza** » May 21st, 2008, 4:40 pm

Thing that makes me laugh is Cum-land-hos post in that FM thread about the ethereal knee pads and shit

by **Dansedgli** » May 21st, 2008, 4:42 pm

Alesia wrote:to bad i cant see the quote where beth absolutly owned you dan ......damn things being deleted !

I dont recall that one. What did she say?

by **Dansedgli** » May 21st, 2008, 4:49 pm

Alesia wrote:umm .......from memory something about you not having a life thats why your always on herer trying to start shit ?

anyways back to quoting GOOD quotes !

LOL. Thats only ownage if I didnt have a life. It turns out I have it pretty good. lol

Good careers, tertiary educations and unbroken homes ftw.

by **Steady** » May 21st, 2008, 4:49 pm

It would be awesomely ironic if this quote thread yielded more funny quotes that made me LOL
It has potential.

by **AaronEF8** » May 21st, 2008, 5:19 pm

When Ron Burgandy said 'stay classy San Diego' he didnt mean add pink to everyfuckingthing you can find and act like a 16 year old Frankston mum hanging out at Boronia train station in her best tracksuit.

I would buy a train which I could also afford.

KyleBardell wrote:P.S: trust me ppls his neons look mad, they pulse to the bass of the music its the sex

by **[Sterling]** » May 21st, 2008, 5:45 pm

DandyNights wrote:i dont see y nitrous is illegal....all im doing is giving the engine more oxygen
its like giving an asthmatic a ventolin
bbs...gtg fill the bottle

This made me LOL!!

by **sphell** » May 21st, 2008, 5:56 pm

I would buy a train which I could also afford.

Yep that one made me LOL too. Pretty much any one liner post by Dan makes me LOL unless it's actually something useful.

by **Rollin** » May 21st, 2008, 6:04 pm

Gozzas sledge in my signature would be one of my faves, OED666 came up with this after a bad night at the drags:

My interior light didnt budge from the roof, so I knew my launches were puss

And I'd say probably a solid 60% of Commandos posts are highly amusing!

by **Malakai** » May 21st, 2008, 6:55 pm

Words to live by...

Dansedgli wrote:Good careers, tertiary educations and unbroken homes ftw.

by **Bomber** » May 21st, 2008, 7:25 pm

89AIT wrote:Words to live by...

Dansedgli wrote:God careers, territory educations and unbroken homes and me for not finishing projects ftl.

Fixed

by **wolf** » May 21st, 2008, 7:27 pm

hmm education in the back seat of a territory???

by **Dansedgli** » May 21st, 2008, 7:42 pm

Bomber wrote:
89AIT wrote:Words to live by...

Dansedgli wrote:God careers, territory educations and unbroken homes and me for not finishing projects ftl.

Fixed

THat makes less sense than drifting.

by **Commando** » May 21st, 2008, 7:45 pm

Missionary in the NT?

The position.

I mean... fark, no matter how I say it it sounds wrong

by **Bomber** » May 21st, 2008, 7:49 pm

Dansedgli wrote:
Dont worry mate, that supercharger conversion you have been talking about for 3 years will get there eventually.

dosnt bother me matey majority of the car is ready for it now with the 6 speed conversion just happens the $$$ i was going to spend on the charger went on the body work, hows the E ar oh thats right you dont even have a e series any more, my bad!!

by **Dansedgli** » May 21st, 2008, 7:50 pm

I thought the other guy hit you and insurance was covering it?

Why did the money you had for the charger go onto bodywork?

LOL EA jokes. You fail at being funny. It was sold 7 months ago. Ive heard of people being slow but that is ridiculous.

by **G3R3N** » May 21st, 2008, 7:54 pm

Shhhhhh!

by **Steady** » May 21st, 2008, 7:58 pm

Can anyone remember who said this?

It would be awesomely ironic if this quote thread yielded more funny quotes that made me LOL
It has potential.

PS. There is definitely at least two epic fail pictures missing in this thread.

by **Bomber** » May 21st, 2008, 7:59 pm

Dansedgli wrote:I thought the other guy hit you and insurance was covering it?

Why did the money you had for the charger go onto bodywork?

LOL EA jokes. You fail at being funny. It was sold 7 months ago. Ive heard of people being slow but that is ridiculous.

talking about the blue ef that you bought douchbag...

Money went into the body work for bodykit and custom paintwork insurance covered most of the full respray im having done as it would of only been one side of the car that was sprayed.

by **John_LS1** » May 21st, 2008, 8:07 pm

347 in progress...

by **Dansedgli** » May 21st, 2008, 8:10 pm

John_LS1 wrote:
347 in progress...

bwahahaha!!

Bomber wrote:talking about the blue ef that you bought douchbag...

Ah I see. The $1000 EF was never going to become a big project. Throwing cash away on $1000 cars is a dumb idea.

Why are you getting angry bomber? Life getting you down? Cant you see my side of the story?

by **five point slow** » May 21st, 2008, 8:17 pm

Faaaaaark what is with all this infighting shit of late? Seems everyone is bickering with everyone lately. Can't we just see eye to eye and go back to bagging AFF?

by **Bomber** » May 21st, 2008, 8:17 pm

Lol me angry sif man, theres a story there I dont see it hmmm some edumacation you have ???

Love these that Dan puts in his build and showroom threads usually just before he gives up!!!

Dansedgli wrote:Already half done

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=2257&p=39291#p39291

by **Dansedgli** » May 21st, 2008, 8:22 pm

um that post is sarcasm. Open your eyes and read the posts before it.

If you cannot understand sarcasm you will fail at life.... more.

by **Bomber** » May 21st, 2008, 8:24 pm

Dansedgli wrote:um that post is sarcasm. Open your eyes and read the posts before it.

If you cannot understand sarcasm you will fail at life.... more.

speaking from experience dan how long ago did you fail????

by **wicksy** » May 21st, 2008, 8:27 pm

by **Dansedgli** » May 21st, 2008, 8:27 pm

Bomber wrote:
Dansedgli wrote:um that post is sarcasm. Open your eyes and read the posts before it.

If you cannot understand sarcasm you will fail at life.... more.

speaking from experience dan how long ago did you fail????

Not long after Sezza told everyone that she denied your efforts to get in her pants. My bladder failed from so much laughter.

by **AaronEF8** » May 21st, 2008, 8:28 pm

Faaaaaark what is with all this infighting shit of late? Seems everyone is bickering with everyone lately. Can't we just see eye to eye and go back to bagging AFF?

**** off, there's no bickering. I'll smeesh you keeent.

Reasons above is why there is no info of my EF on here... :cry:

by **Bomber** » May 21st, 2008, 8:29 pm

Dansedgli wrote:
Not long after Sezza told everyone that she denied your efforts to get in her pants. My bladder failed from so much laughter.

Lol you seam to be thinking of sezza quite a bit mate anything you want to tell every one??? Dan an Sezza kissin in a tree!!!!!

by **wicksy** » May 21st, 2008, 8:30 pm

wheres the love, this is AFF love not boosted love

by **[Sterling]** » May 21st, 2008, 8:31 pm

wicksy wrote:wheres the love, this is AFF love not boosted love

IVE BBEN WAITING SOOO LONG FOR THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJpyskHMwRs

by **Commando** » May 21st, 2008, 8:32 pm

This IS Boosted love.

Tough love.

EDIT - I gave Kester a temp ban for posting that. Again.

by **Dansedgli** » May 21st, 2008, 8:47 pm

Bomber wrote:
Dansedgli wrote:
Not long after Sezza told everyone that she denied your efforts to get in her pants. My bladder failed from so much laughter.

Lol you seam to be thinking of sezza quite a bit mate anything you want to tell every one??? Dan an Sezza kissin in a tree!!!!!

I checked my seams, they arent split. Just like my sides.

Post something funny next. thx

by **Bomber** » May 21st, 2008, 8:55 pm

Dansedgli wrote:I checked my seams, they arent split. Just like my sides.

Post something funny next. thx

Yeah my sides would be split too if sezza was laying ontop of me,I feel ur pain man!!!

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