Favorite Boosted Quotes

by **Dansedgli** » May 21st, 2008, 8:56 pm

Bomber wrote:Yeah my sides would be split too if sezza was laying ontop of me,I feel ur pain man!!!

I know reading is hard, but you have to concentrate. Try reading and rereading until you understand.

by **Commando** » May 21st, 2008, 8:57 pm

Bomber, you have a new Boosted mission!

by **Sunboost** » May 21st, 2008, 9:07 pm

Damo Specs..

Damo wrote:
revhead_88 wrote:Ok so I should have a big heavy box arriving tomorrow im really looking forward to it.

Im not going to tell you guys what it is just yet, because there has been some controversity surrounding it recently, but i think it will work fine.

Ill post pics up after work tomorrow

You bought alesia ?

Damo wrote:
Alesia wrote:Hi guys, as some of you may know I bought a new car about 2 weeks ago.

It's a ex-Cali Customz low rider Fairlane.

looks like a piece of shit. Suits you

I was proud of this one..

Sundeep wrote:*sigh* the whole thing looks terrible.

The only way to do up a GLi on the cheap is to slam it and leave it.

RaLLy_KaTTy wrote:Its a futura!

Sundeep wrote:Wgaf, GLi or Futura same shit.

You say tomato, I say get fukked.

by **Sunboost** » May 21st, 2008, 9:14 pm

Bomber wrote:
89AIT wrote:Words to live by...

Dansedgli wrote:God careers, territory educations and unbroken homes and me for not finishing projects ftl.

Fixed

That is some hardcore epic fail bomber.

by **[Sterling]** » May 21st, 2008, 9:19 pm

i LOLed alot over this, it was even in my sig for a short time.

Sundeep wrote:Wgaf, GLi or Futura same shit.

You say tomato, I say get fukked.

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by **AaronEF8** » May 21st, 2008, 9:26 pm

Why don't you clique the fukk outta here u werribee shit farm resident.

I personally found this much much funnier in context.

by **wolf** » May 21st, 2008, 9:35 pm

i find kester's new quote the funiest.

by **needfordspeed** » May 21st, 2008, 9:37 pm

EL XR8 wrote:Maybe a few QLD boys can put a SOHC 4L in it, to make it superior...

^^^^^ From that R35 GTR thread, made me lol^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Pretty much any post from Commando is decent, Jared always pulls out some rippers too

by **[Sterling]** » May 21st, 2008, 9:38 pm

wolf wrote:i find kester's new quote the funiest.

what do you mean?

by **wolf** » May 21st, 2008, 9:40 pm

"Fairmont888 On MSN wrote:saying that you think neons look good on a falcon is about as good as saying you love penis."

sorry i forgot to say in your tag.

by **Fairmont888** » May 21st, 2008, 9:41 pm

wolf wrote:"Fairmont888 On MSN wrote:saying that you think neons look good on a falcon is about as good as saying you love penis."

sorry i forgot to say in your tag.

i do what i can

by **oneredED** » May 21st, 2008, 9:43 pm

Sundeep wrote:Wgaf, GLi or Futura same shit.

You say tomato, I say get fukked.

Yep, I had a chuckle at this one too.

by **five point slow** » May 21st, 2008, 9:44 pm

There's epic replies in here, I don't think everyone can see them though.

by **G3R3N** » May 21st, 2008, 9:48 pm

I gotta agree with Rob. People are at each other's throats recently.
Kinda crap

by **Alesia** » May 21st, 2008, 9:51 pm

SgtBourne wrote: stick it in son!

http://www.boostedfalcon.net/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=3617&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=160

by **wolf** » May 21st, 2008, 9:56 pm

how about that whole thread

by **Fairmont888** » May 21st, 2008, 10:06 pm

Bomber wrote:Lol since when did u do rwc I thought your just a pot smokin drunken bumb of a keyboard worrior!!!!

top effort there

by **nommic** » May 21st, 2008, 10:09 pm

Looking back, things were always going to end up this way...

RaLLy_KaTTy wrote:Hey there my name is Kathrynna aka RaLLyKaTTy I am from Victoria, Ballarat.

I drive a 1994 EF Futura, it was a ex unmark police car from Brunswick. Its lowered with King Springs and doesnt have a limiter coz its got like a special computer thing or something thats a XR6 one... (maybe someone here knows more about it) I changed the head unit and the speakers, all Kenwood, yet to get Amp and Sub.
I have more planned for my car I wanna turn it into a Hello Kitty car... Call me crazy but my plans arent half bad. Still have to get tinted windows and prob better looking rims, but that all cost money... Money that I dont have atm... I got customized plates they say "RLYKTY" as u would see is my nick name! LOL

I used to drive an 1987 Alfa Romeo Sprint but because I will be doing more races out of Ballarat I needed a car to tow my race car places... Yes I race cars... I member of the Ballarat Light Car CLub, I have been racing for over 5 years now in Motorkhana's, Khanacross's, Hillclimbs, Autocross' and Sprints in my Toyota Corolla Twin Cam 1600cc hatchback.

I have 6 cars all together... My Alfa ROmeo, Toyota corolla 1965 Honda S600 coupe, 1970 Honda N360cc Scamp, 1983 Nissan Bluebird s/wagon and my latest addition asa early 21st birthday present MY FUTURA!!!

I do love my futura but the thing is i hate the fact its and 'AUTOMATIC' and i truely dislike auto's...

PLEASE NOTE!!! THESE PICS ARE NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE ATM... THE PINK STRIP (THEY ARE RED) IS YET TO BE DONE AND HELLO KITTY STICKER YET TO BE MADE UP...

Its awesome what u can do with photoshop... But I wish!

This got a snort from me...

Fairmont888 wrote:is this then called for??

by **G3R3N** » May 21st, 2008, 10:16 pm

Its a good call. In line with the skewed results of the pink yes or no poll.
Could've been bolder font for the epic though. And maybe a few more exclamation marks

by **pHaT`eL** » May 22nd, 2008, 5:57 am

Sundeep wrote:Wgaf, GLi or Futura same shit.

You say tomato, I say get fukked.

That one was gold!

by **SnyperEB** » May 23rd, 2008, 5:42 pm

Sundeep wrote:Wgaf, GLi or Futura same shit.

You say tomato, I say get fukked.

I swear I just nearly fell off my chair.
This one wins hands down lol.

by **Sunboost** » May 26th, 2008, 8:37 am

Bump

by **Dezza** » May 26th, 2008, 11:16 am

Bomber wrote:
Dansedgli wrote:
Not long after Sezza told everyone that she denied your efforts to get in her pants. My bladder failed from so much laughter.

Lol you seam to be thinking of sezza quite a bit mate anything you want to tell every one??? Dan an Sezza kissin in a tree!!!!!

You'd be spewing. Sezza now has a man in her life (and before people say it, no, it's not me)

by **Bomber** » May 26th, 2008, 11:20 am

Dezza wrote:
Bomber wrote:
Dansedgli wrote:
Not long after Sezza told everyone that she denied your efforts to get in her pants. My bladder failed from so much laughter.

Lol you seam to be thinking of sezza quite a bit mate anything you want to tell every one??? Dan an Sezza kissin in a tree!!!!!

You'd be spewing. Sezza now has a man in her life (and before people say it, no, it's not me)

poor bloke! mustnt have much taste....

by **Commando** » May 26th, 2008, 11:27 am

Scruffy?

Regardless of whom it may be, a wise man once told me it's not what's on the outside of a vagina that matters, it's what's on the inside 8-)

/Spanky Ham

by **Dezza** » May 26th, 2008, 11:28 am

lol Dave.

by **smokin ef** » May 26th, 2008, 11:52 am

haha the best quotes iv seen are in the killer kia thread.... pitty it got blocked :mrgreen:

haha sunnys tomato ones a ripper 2

by **Bipolar** » May 26th, 2008, 1:50 pm

+1 for LOLing at Sunny's post

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1347&p=24134

Commando wrote:A mate of mine passed out in the shower once. He ended up lying on top of the plughole AND decided to poop while lying in a fetal position. Messy!

I hate it when I've had a skinful of cask wine & bbq meat the night before, I'm feeling a bit seedy, I get into the shower and drop my guts while it's all steamy (the shower, not gut droppage - usually). Showers seem to amplify arse rankness towards permanent brain damage levels. This can have unexpected entertainment though if your girlfriend is in the shower at the same time.

Commando wrote:Homad I heart you

Hmm, other shower annoyances... I'll move on to ballsauce:

1. Water luffs separating liquid from solid. God help you if you get a tiny portion in your leg hair.

2. Discovering strands of your gf's long hair in the plughole... With your DNA clinging to it for dear life

by **Commando** » May 26th, 2008, 2:41 pm

by **Gunns** » May 28th, 2008, 11:47 am

Commando wrote:My car should be driveable next weekend. Your AU will still be an AU

by **93edxr6** » May 28th, 2008, 12:57 pm

Commando ur one funny man thats for shore

by **Sunboost** » May 16th, 2009, 11:42 pm

It's been a year and many more funny quotes.

Time to give this one a kick in the guts.

I'll find some to add.

by **BROCKYB8** » May 18th, 2009, 9:22 am

Dansedgli wrote:
I slapped my missus around last night and the government gave me $900.

Winnah.

by **boostedbb** » May 19th, 2009, 9:01 pm

this one still cracks me up from the "Rooted Sister" thread

Congrats buddy...
Its about time your sister got off her dad and gave her brother a go.

or this one was also gold

ClassicAU wrote:
Buy an AU!

pretty drastic measure to get a more common offset.... be like sleeping with your pig ugly cousin just because she puts out...

by **EF ECTIV** » May 19th, 2009, 9:38 pm

BROCKYB8 wrote:Dansedgli wrote:
I slapped my missus around last night and the government gave me $900.

Winnah.

+1

that is the funniest comment ever on this site....

by **boostedbb** » May 24th, 2009, 7:58 pm

your not an elite hacker your a elite littl fucking nerd that should go **** him self because he has No Fuckign dick i hope u crash you pice of shit car and die u stupid ****

**** I am an inbred piece of shit.

by **needfordspeed** » May 25th, 2009, 12:06 am

rofl someone had a hissy fit, who was that and what thread is it from?

by **EDFalcon** » May 25th, 2009, 12:42 am

from this thread gilly ---> viewtopic.php?f=2&t=9549&hilit=sister

by **boostedbb** » June 12th, 2009, 7:12 am

this one's a classic

Ford engineers spent such a long time in wind tunnels. Which was one hell of a sacrifice. Can you imagine what the wind tunnel did to their 80's 'man perms'... now that's sacrifice!

by **wolf** » June 12th, 2009, 8:58 am

i know it isnt a quote but everytime i see commando's sig i lol

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