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Postby donno » May 23rd, 2008, 7:04 pm

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Postby naz0 » May 23rd, 2008, 7:15 pm

"I have to sneak out in the middle of the night to have sex with him"

Creep! :shock:
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Postby John_LS1 » May 23rd, 2008, 7:16 pm

WTF!!!!!!!! weird kent....
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Postby slo_sprint » May 23rd, 2008, 7:21 pm

and volkswagen beetle exhaust pipes are like 1.5" :shock: , scary shit
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Postby Malakai » May 23rd, 2008, 7:24 pm

I wouldn't mind having my way with a G6ET...
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Postby EdFairmontGhia » May 23rd, 2008, 7:28 pm

fark me, no wonder he has no friends and is still stacking shelves.
Funny how he bought a guy car and this isn't cheating on his girlfriend car... i hope no one ever buys these cars off him...
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Postby donno » May 23rd, 2008, 7:29 pm

slo_sprint wrote:and volkswagen beetle exhaust pipes are like 1.5" :shock: , scary shit


I'm not sure what the trans am's got, but I'm sure he wouldn't be getting much friction.
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Postby slo_sprint » May 23rd, 2008, 7:50 pm

donno wrote:
slo_sprint wrote:and volkswagen beetle exhaust pipes are like 1.5" :shock: , scary shit


I'm not sure what the trans am's got, but I'm sure he wouldn't be getting much friction.


Hot-dog down a hallway type effect possibly?
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Postby G3R3N » May 23rd, 2008, 7:58 pm

I heard when the car's on it's rags he fu(ks the intake
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Postby stevo » May 23rd, 2008, 8:02 pm

Ive wanted to have sex with cars before
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Postby 93edxr6 » May 23rd, 2008, 8:12 pm

ur all scarring me now......
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Postby speed.freak » May 23rd, 2008, 8:13 pm

:shock: FREAK!!
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Postby five point slow » May 23rd, 2008, 8:26 pm

I'd hit it.
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Re: And we all thought we loved our cars...

Postby Commando » May 23rd, 2008, 10:12 pm

It's a VW! Efficient German porn.

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Re: And we all thought we loved our cars...

Postby YBYAVL » May 23rd, 2008, 10:12 pm

onli if it was herbie 8-)
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Postby Commando » May 23rd, 2008, 10:22 pm

Herpes, The Love Bug? <tm>
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Re: And we all thought we loved our cars...

Postby EBOOST » May 23rd, 2008, 10:43 pm

thats just f#@ked.
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Postby YBYAVL » May 23rd, 2008, 11:00 pm

Commando wrote:Herpes, The Love Bug? <tm>

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Postby [Sterling] » May 24th, 2008, 9:14 am

hahaha thats funny as, trusty Germans always finding things to root!
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Postby Dezza » May 24th, 2008, 9:56 am

What a freaking sicko. You must be desperate to do it with a VW.
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Postby [Sterling] » May 24th, 2008, 10:00 am

Dezza wrote:What a freaking sicko. You must be desperate to do it with a VW.

yeh a VW is pretty low, i mean ill pound an AUDI but never a VeeDub!
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Re: And we all thought we loved our cars...

Postby Dezza » May 24th, 2008, 10:05 am

kester wrote:
Dezza wrote:What a freaking sicko. You must be desperate to do it with a VW.

yeh a VW is pretty low, i mean ill pound an AUDI but never a VeeDub!
lol, whatever floats your boat. He's obviously gotten the wrong idea of "driving" a car.
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Postby SnyperEB » May 24th, 2008, 10:08 am

Remind me never to buy a car off this fukking freak.
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Postby serial_fool » May 24th, 2008, 11:09 am

He has his own brand of car wax.
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Postby Fairmont888 » May 24th, 2008, 11:14 am

at least he uses a condom i guess... otherwise could be quite bad for someone if they happened to be standing behind the exhaust when he decided to fire it up. this guy is farked in the head
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Postby -jjM- » May 24th, 2008, 11:44 am

dude your exhaust is leaking.....ewwww
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Postby BLKPHN » May 24th, 2008, 12:41 pm

OOh my.... :o
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Postby Malakai » May 24th, 2008, 3:00 pm

Is Penthouse doing a "Readers Ride" section now? :lol:

I didn't bother reading the article, but I am getting an idea what it said as this thread goes on.
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Postby nothin suss » May 24th, 2008, 6:16 pm

kester wrote:hahaha thats funny as, trusty Germans always finding things to root!


Im not sure whats weirder? These euro sickos rooting their cars or their Daughters?? :o
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Postby YBYAVL » May 24th, 2008, 7:24 pm

kester wrote:hahaha thats funny as, trusty Germans always finding things to root!


hes from missouri USA....im guessin his sister kept nokin him back
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Postby Stengord » May 26th, 2008, 12:07 am

Thats fucked
How could he have sex with the muffler of the trans am

Unless by gaysex he means....
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Postby SIKORA » May 26th, 2008, 1:04 am

At least we know this retard isnt gonna be reproducing soon!
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Postby Eb Barbie » May 26th, 2008, 8:23 am

Hmmm okkkaaayyy :? ........FREAK!
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Postby nothin suss » May 26th, 2008, 11:34 am

DandyNights wrote:hes from missouri USA....im guessin his sister kept nokin him back


I just presumed he was Euro, the Yanks are just as twisted it turns out!
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Postby APV » May 26th, 2008, 11:51 am

i cant believe someones dedicated an article towards that wierdo.
thats some really messed up shizen.
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Postby Bipolar » May 26th, 2008, 2:04 pm

SIKORA wrote:At least we know this retard isnt gonna be reproducing soon!

Very good point.
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