I'M A HOON WANKER!!!

[FordFairmont]

92EBFAIRMONT, how old are you?

I'm old enough why does that matter?? I'm allowed to have an opinion

15 and probably never done a skid.

scary thing is, that his above post made more sense than 90% of the loons on this forum

[92EBFAIRMONT]

scary thing is, that his above post made more sense than 90% of the loons on this forum

???? Whos post mine or his??? I hope it's me that's making sense

[NUT347]

92EBFAIRMONT, how old are you?

I'm old enough why does that matter?? I'm allowed to have an opinion

15 and probably never done a skid.

viewtopic.php?f=27&t=16841&p=320976#p320976

Lol what is it with these 15 year olds telling us how to drive?

Ebfairmont dick, when you grow out of nappies and actually drive on the road you can say something.

Until then, SHUT THE **** UP.

[92EBFAIRMONT]

What's your problem you idiot?? I'm not telling you how to drive I'm just venting my opinion
Oh and BTW I have driven on the road so piss off
Get over it!
And I'm not gonna shut up

[Dansedgli]

[92EBFAIRMONT]

Hmmm yeah cooz I'm totally crying...
Nice one

[Bipolar]

In 10 years you'll see 15 year olds typing stuff on the innernetz and see the humour.

Or just imagine a 10 year old who's driven on the street telling you how it is.

Is there anyone on here younger than 15?

[92EBFAIRMONT]

Yeah mate I know, but it's not like I'm acting like tony martin. NUT 347 just blew it out of proportion. Just because I'm 15 shouldn't stop me from giving people my opinion.

[wicksy]

Until you have had sufficient experience on the road driving STFU

[Dansedgli]

Nice burn to Tony Martin though. lol

I thought you guys were mates.

[nstg8a]

make boosted 18+... no more numbnuts. (and more porn)

[NUT347]

Omfg!!!!!!!! Post of the fucking year.

To the 15 year old twat, grow some pubes and and start nailing bitches and stay off forums.

[NUT347]

What's your problem? I wasn't telling you how to drive, I wasn't telling you not to do burnouts. I was just saying how I think that on a public road with other people around is stupid! You don't have to agree but I'm allowed to say that alright?? No need to call me a dick and try to insult me
Thanks

Lol.

[92EBFAIRMONT]

Nice burn to Tony Martin though. lol

I thought you guys were mates.

Hmmm well yeah meh i dunno. I mean it's not like I've ever met the guy or anything, he''s just messaged me a few times

[92EBFAIRMONT]

Omfg!!!!!!!! Post of the fucking year.

To the 15 year old twat, grow some pubes and and start nailing bitches and stay off forums.

Don't worry mate I've already started with tha bitches
And I won't stay off forums but can we just get over it all now?? Sound good?? Awesome lets move on

[92EBFAIRMONT]

make boosted 18+... no more numbnuts. (and more porn)

Am I that bad?!

[wicksy]

Yeah you are

[92EBFAIRMONT]

Yeah you are

Come on!!! SOMEONE'S a bit negative. I am still not that bad, and btw i wasn't focusing anything at you so i dont know why you cross

[Jake]

92EBFAIRMONT, does your parents AU have IRS suspension? that could explain why it doesn't brake traction... doesn't explain why your dad couldn't get it side ways in the wet though.

Once you've done a bit of driving in your EB, you'll realize that unless you have a real good set of tyres on it (and by good I mean less than 15,000km's old, and a good type from a good brand) you will loose traction in the wet some times and even in the dry if the road is shit enough...and you'll never get traction in the wet with a set of legal Bridgestone RE92's, even worse if they are bald.

I've seen old people loop their E-series falcons in the wet on a certain round-a-bout near me, as soon as you just touch the throttle towards the exit of the round-a-bout, the car goes side ways.... there are also certain hills where my car wont even move if I have to come to a complete stop in the wet.

So as everyone else has said, get some experience driving before you tell us how to drive...


And to the OP, I reckon its your flames making you look more like a hoon... most old people will assume you are a hoon just because of the flames. Like everyone else has said, drive calmly in your own street and a few streets around your's. Your car is probably attracting a lot of attention already.

[Gozza]

It's funny how you mention "old" people and their perceptions and associations of hooning. I had this old bloke at golf pack up beside my car when i was getting out one day. He had an EL and started crapping on about how his head was leaking. I said "yeah" it happens , ive done a couple. He said " judging by your wheels (chrome 18's) i'm no surprised"

Wtf lol

[NUT347]

Rofl!

I got the jeep bogged at stradbroke entering a campsite. Had this old bloke walk up and started abusing me because I'm wrecking it for everyone.

I asked him what the **** he was on about, and he said you young **** in your v8s are always tearing up the tracks.

If I wasn't bogged I would have drivenover him.

[FordFairmont]

I've seen old people loop their E-series falcons in the wet on a certain round-a-bout near me, as soon as you just touch the throttle towards the exit of the round-a-bout, the car goes side ways.... there are also certain hills where my car wont even move if I have to come to a complete stop in the wet.

[Hayden]

Once you've done a bit of driving in your EB, you'll realize that unless you have a real good set of tyres on it (and by good I mean less than 15,000km's old, and a good type from a good brand) you will loose traction in the wet some times and even in the dry if the road is shit enough...and you'll never get traction in the wet with a set of legal Bridgestone RE92's, even worse if they are bald.

lol i use RE92's.. and you're right they are shit

[Jake]

I've seen old people loop their E-series falcons in the wet on a certain round-a-bout near me, as soon as you just touch the throttle towards the exit of the round-a-bout, the car goes side ways.... there are also certain hills where my car wont even move if I have to come to a complete stop in the wet.

By old people I meant some guy with grey hair that didn't look like a hoon Also watched some filipeno guy almost loose control without trying.

And one of the hills where my car wont move in the wet, turning left up here 32°56'38.01"S 151°39'53.51"E (goolge earth). Every time I backed off the throttle, my car would stop and I'd go no where, add the tiniest bit of throttle and it would start spinning.

Lol hayden, they are the worst tyres I've had soo far.

[misk]

harden up ****
get a minispool and then go for a good drive in the wet

[falcon4life]

idk what 92ebfairmont is on about, these are falcons has anyone ever seen an engine completely let go???

not bent rods or rings i mean explosive let go broken rods ect

[Bipolar]

[misk]

lol plenty of 4l have put a leg out of bed in turbo builds

[FordFairmont]

Peter's pecker picked another
Pickle bearing pussy pepper,
Peter's pecker picked another
Pickle bearing pussy pepper, Why?

[oneredED]

harden up ****
get a minispool and then go for a good drive in the wet

LOL. When I first put the spool in the ED, I figured stockies were the go. It kicked out (was wet) at 110 on the highway around a slight bend, under light acceleration. I put GSD3's on the rear as soon as I got it back home!

[92EBFAIRMONT]

92EBFAIRMONT, does your parents AU have IRS suspension? that could explain why it doesn't brake traction... doesn't explain why your dad couldn't get it side ways in the wet though.

Once you've done a bit of driving in your EB, you'll realize that unless you have a real good set of tyres on it (and by good I mean less than 15,000km's old, and a good type from a good brand) you will loose traction in the wet some times and even in the dry if the road is shit enough...and you'll never get traction in the wet with a set of legal Bridgestone RE92's, even worse if they are bald.

I've seen old people loop their E-series falcons in the wet on a certain round-a-bout near me, as soon as you just touch the throttle towards the exit of the round-a-bout, the car goes side ways.... there are also certain hills where my car wont even move if I have to come to a complete stop in the wet.

So as everyone else has said, get some experience driving before you tell us how to drive...


And to the OP, I reckon its your flames making you look more like a hoon... most old people will assume you are a hoon just because of the flames. Like everyone else has said, drive calmly in your own street and a few streets around your's. Your car is probably attracting a lot of attention already.

Yeah okay, I've learnt my lesson

[turbo_eb747]

my mate was driving my falcon at 3am past some guy in a street on the wAay to my mates and gave it abit to make it crackle and pop as we passed him.. went and parked at my mates down the road and the **** came up with a baseball bat and threaten to belt m mate if he drives llik that out the front of his house again..some people r fuked...

[FordFairmont]

lol owned.....

[92EBFAIRMONT]

Haha jeez thats a bit over the top....

[1990EAFairmontGhia]

my mate was driving my falcon at 3am past some guy in a street on the wAay to my mates and gave it abit to make it crackle and pop as we passed him.. went and parked at my mates down the road and the **** came up with a baseball bat and threaten to belt m mate if he drives llik that out the front of his house again..some people r fuked...

it's because the media and police have got it in peoples minds that if you drive a modified car you WILL drive like a dickhead and you WILL crash and kill there family.