HSV Clubsport out of control

[XR6 Hulk]

Hi,

I was having some scons for breakfast on Sunday morning when I could hear some hoon giving it to a V8. You could here the car cutting out from bouncing on the rev limiter.

I looked outside as it was getting noisier and obviously closer. I live in a quiet backstreet. Then all of a sudden a black VY/VZ Clubsport turns right into my street just a few houses down, sliding up the street all crossed up, the guy must have hooked it too much or hit the brake because it just slid back the other way and slid sideways up my neighbours driveway and stopped into his tree.

There was three blokes in the car all dumbfounded, they sat there for about 10 seconds, the guy was sideways on my neighbours front lawn. He just reversed it and drove off up the road. Now my neighbours have a whole series of tyres marks leading out of their double driveway way up the road. His tree is damaged as well

Bloody HSV drivers.

[LTDHO]

Not just HSV drivers mate.
Just wanna be's!

[Commando]

What flavour scones?

Top 1st post, I recommend this guy for Good Stuff private section access

[XR6 Hulk]

It left a bitter taste in my mouth along with the scons. There was cars carked on the street, people just dont think.

I know its not HSV drivers (the mojority) its their p-plate sons who say "can i just take the car up to grab the paper/bring the video back etc.

[Commando]

Too much baking powder in the scones? That can be problematic

You're right, people just don't think.

[Damo]

fucking holdens man.

[XR6 Hulk]

Too much baking powder in the scones? That can be problematic

You're right, people just don't think.

I might post my scons recipe

[Commando]

Please do it is most important that we solve this

[Dansedgli]

Shittest first post ever.

Learn to spell. Respect the scones.

[galapogos01]

Restecp. Find out what it means to me.

[[Sterling]]

im hungry group scone baking sesh this saturday???

[XR6 Hulk]

What would you do if some guy slid into your front lawn, left tyre marks on your driveway, knocked over your tree?

The guy looked late 20s or early 30s, chubby bloke with a dopey looking face. You know those guys which have a little fat on them and their heads are out of symmetry? Holden drivers?

[Dansedgli]

Putting them down wont improve your looks or social standing.

http://www.vicfords.com

They will understand you there.

[TUFED6]

Yesterday I saw this guy in a 180 skate across 3 lanes, gutter 2 gutter, lock 2 lock.

It was fcuken awesome.

[[Sterling]]

What would you do if some guy slid into your front lawn, left tyre marks on your driveway, knocked over your tree?

Get the number plate take it to the cops? or hunt him down and write him and angry letter, or scone's with laxatives in em?

[Steady]

What would you do if some guy slid into your front lawn, left tyre marks on your driveway, knocked over your tree?

Hook the kunt up with some scones.

[Nikk O'lass]

Yesterday I saw this guy in a 180 skate across 3 lanes, gutter 2 gutter, lock 2 lock.

It was fcuken awesome.

haha, awesome!

[Commando]

Was the tree insured?

[Gozza]

AFF Spec Topic

[[Sterling]]

Was the tree insured?

what about the grass leading up to the tree? i mean you cant use the hose, and there been stuff all rain? so how would it grow back?
PLEASE THINK OF THE GRASS

[AaronEF8]

PLEASE THINK OF THE GRASS

Done and done

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/rje0142l.jpg

[Damo]

lol Aaron FTW!

Scones also FTW!

[Malakai]

Now how am I supposed to follow that post Damo, there is no way I can come near the humor level. Oh well here goes...

Do you pronounce scone as scone or scone?

[slo_sprint]

scone's with laxatives in em?

scownage?










I Fail!

[Malakai]

http://www.youfail.org/

[XR6 Hulk]

What is it with the scons? I was eating them whilst the clubbie was out of control. But the point of my post was not the scons but the clubbie and the dangerous antics of the driver...

There must be heaps of police reading this thread.... donuts...mmmm scons.....mmmm

[Sunboost]

A+ thread

+1 post

[Dansedgli]

http://www.vicfords.com

They spell scones wrong too. Go there.

[Commando]

You still haven't posted up the recipe for the scones.

[Bipolar]

Fark this I can't wait any longer! I'm going to Nando's.

[Commando]

When you get there, tell that pole-dancing milf I want my patches back

[Bipolar]

Done and done. Makes the extra hot peri-peri seem mild!

[Malakai]

Damn it, I just got back from lunch and I forgot to get some scones! I must put a reminder in outlook for lunch tomorrow.

[Commando]

Done and done. Makes the extra hot peri-peri seem mild!

It's the chlamydia that brings the heat

[Malakai]

[Commando]

how the fcuk did this thread move on to modified SNL quotes?

[Malakai]

LMAO!!!